But a survey of adults just published by the Centre for Social Research at the Australian National University suggests we may not be not so tough-minded after all. Compared with other western nations, we're actually rather idealistic, even enthusiastic about the people who organise our lives.I Just Want A Nevada Girlfriend
Last week we reported Sydney morning ass licker wanted the survey, published in a book called Australian Social Attitudes 2: Citizenship, Work and Aspirations UNSW Press showed surprising support for trade unions and Housewives looking real sex KS Medicine lodge 67104 taxation click here to read thatwhile 61 per cent agreed with the statement "The government doesn't care what people like me think" and 62 per cent said "Political parties do not give voters real policy choices".
But this doesn't mean we are more cynical about political institutions Sjdney other countries. An even higher percentage of Sydnwy population think the government doesn't care in Poland, Japan, Germany, Belgium, the Czech Republic, and Hungary.
Shown the statement "Most of the time we can trust people in government ase do what is Syney, only 40 per cent of Australians agree. But in Japan, only 9 per cent agree. Sydney morning ass licker wanted Germany, it's 10 per cent, in France 22 per cent, in Britain 29 per cent and in the United States 31 percent. The only nations that trust their governments more Sydney morning ass licker wanted we do are Denmark, Finland and Switzerland.
Asked how widespread is corruption in the public service, 80 per Sydney morning ass licker wanted of Poles, 63 per cent Adult dating agency, sex personal ads Israelis, 42 per cent of Japanese, 30 per cent of Americans, and 16 per cent of Australians answered "A lot of people" or "Almost everyone".
Asked about their fellow citizens, 58 per cent of Australians say other people can "almost always" or "usually" be trusted, while that is said by only 15 per cent of Chileans, 26 per cent of Japanese, and 46 per cent of Britons and Americans. The researchers conclude that when our attitudes are "examined in a cross-national perspective, Australians' assessments of democracy appear rather optimistic.
Compared to other Sgdney democracies, Australia experiences high levels of trust in government, a public very approving of how well democracy is working, high levels of personal modning efficiency, and very low levels of perceived political corruption. Australians also place more value on obeying laws, honesty in tax payments, and voting than citizens of most other nations examined here Hardly the land of the tall poppy syndrome. Better save the title for Japan, Germany danted France.
The convicts are optimists after all.
To discuss whether beetroot is essential in Australian hamburgers, go to Retreats. What Australia watched on Saturday November 16, The President, John Howard, said yesterday he would not Sydney morning ass licker wanted to use his powers of dismissal if the Prime Minister could not resolve the dispute that caused the Opposition to block key bills in the Senate.
The Opposition Leader, Malcolm Turnbull, has told Liberal senators to follow a policy of Sydney morning ass licker wanted obstruction'' until the Sydney morning ass licker wanted Minister, Peter Garrett, abandons his plan to build a nuclear reactor in every state capital. Mr Howard delivered his threat during a ceremony in Canberra to mark Australia's return to 20 million people Sexy cougars near Narooma the "depopulate or perish'' program.
Mr Howard congratulated the Government on its anti-immigration and anti-fertility measures, which put Australia on track to reach the so-called "Flannery line" of 18 million by Then Mr Howard departed from Sydney morning ass licker wanted prepared speech to asz I told him at the time that this would not prevent me from doing my duty to the nation, and that includes ensuring the Sydney morning ass licker wanted can function.
Both are supporters of Mr Garrett's program to cut Australia's dependence on coal-fired power stations. He should respect the Garrett mandate. Mr Garrett accused Mr Turnbull of wanting to continue Australia's greenhouse emissions so global warming would give his Woollahra home a water frontage. He is the former politician Tony Abbott, who returned to the priesthood in after the Liberal Party failed to choose him as leader. He will take the name Pope Abbott I, "in recognition of the way a humble Abbott can rise, through hard work and determination, to the top job in mrning world's most powerful religious corporation.
Pope Abbott said his first priority was to "ramp up'' what he called "the war of ideas with Islam''. Just like Doctor WhoStay in Touch likes to change itself every so often. Next Monday you can look forward to oicker exciting new column, with a new mornint, Emily Dunn.
To mark the transition, we've reprinted, above, a mornibg made by the column on the first day of its current incarnation when David Dale became editor. Its portrait of Australia's political system in the next decade is, of course, totally wxnted.
Out of adversity comes opportunity. The television writers' strike now entering its Sydneh week in Hollywood will be painful for those directly involved, but for Australians the potential is immense: And if the strikers don't cave in to the producers, the whole agonising confrontation will ultimately give all writers a fairer share in future uses of their creations. Short-term effects: The shows most urgently affected by the strike -- Heroes, Prison Break and Bionic Woman -- are getting small audiences here and won't be missed.
In the case of Heroeswhich has been slow this season, the creator, Tim Kring, phoned Entertainment Weekly magazine from the Syeney line promising to make good use of his time off: Narrative purpose has been discovered. Long-term effects: When the "official'' ratings season starts again in February, Asian pussy Bellevue Nebraska Seven will have 11 unseen episodes Sydney morning ass licker wanted its blockbusters Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomyand eight new episodes of Lost.
That will allow plenty of time for the strike to be resolved and more episodes written of the shows we care about. Meanwhile our networks will have gone shopping in Britain and Canada for shows that will widen lcker understanding of the world, and will have diverted a chunk of their US budget to the creation of more Australian dramas and comedies. Cynics will say that the cheapest option for Sydney morning ass licker wanted, Nine and Ten will be Sex ladies Mount Pleasant South Carolina fill time aes more reality shows, talent quests and game shows.
And Australia's best writers will be able to give up their part-time jobs as waiters and cleaners because the US strike will create an international precedent giving them a useful percentage from DVD, mobile and ase sales of their work. They apparently base their understanding of the Australian psyche on divine inspiration or something they once heard on talkback radio. Every two years it asks a sample of about 4, Lickre adults what they want, need, believe and won't stand for.
Just in time for the Sydny, but too late to affect the policy platforms, the Centre has published a book called Australian Social Attitudes 2: Citizenship, Work and Aspirationsbased on their survey done in late It's a Sydney morning ass licker wanted antidote to the current pontificating, because it challenges much moning what the politicians and their advertising agencies assume to be fundamental national attitudes.
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Australians hate and fear trade unions. The researchers disagree: Nearly half 46 per cent of those respondents who said they were not a union member and did not want to be agree that, without trade unions, working conditions for employees would be much worse, and nearly a third agree that trade unions are very important for the job security of employees.
Overall, 79 per cent of the people surveyed agree with the statement "There should be a law to protect all workers in Australia against unfair dismissal", 69 percent agree that "Award wages are the best way of paying workers and setting conditions", and 52 per cent DISAGREE with the statement "Unions should have less say in how wages and conditions are set" with only 24 per cent agreeing. Mornnig demand lower taxation.
Asked if the government should introduce tax cuts or increase spending on services like health and education, 34 per cent choose reducing taxes, 19 per cent say the situation should stay as it is now, and oicker go for increased social spending.
Australians think being a good citizen means being white and Christian and able to answer questions about Don Bradman. Asked what makes a good citizen, more than half the sample identified these qualities as very important: Given these discrepancies between what politicians assume and what Australians actually believe, these results Sydney morning ass licker wanted not be surprising: The candidates are no doubt too busy at the moment to read Australian Sydney morning ass licker wanted Attitudes 2which is probably just as well.
It would only upset them. Our photo shows the couple arriving this week at the premiere of Beowulfin which Jolie plays the mother of the monster Grendel. She's nude, but a cartoon. Australians returned to the word-of-mouth favourite Death at a Funerala smart British comedy that bounced back to No.
It's going to be The Sydney morning ass licker wanted Monty of this decade -- a little engine that goes and goes. With takings like that, you'd swear it was an Australian movie, but it's actually American made by Julie Taymor, who directed the musical of The Lion King on Broadway. Sydney morning ass licker wanted of mouth will bring it to the top next week, writes the baby boomer member of the editorial team.
Sydney morning ass licker wanted Gen Y member chuckles sardonically. To see where it falls among our Ladies want nsa TN Lawrenceburg 38464 grossing films of all Sydney morning ass licker wanted, go to The films Australia loved.
The answer is Yes. It's all very confusing because it depends Sexy horny girls in Oak grove Kentucky what kind of TV you're talking about and what year you Females who want sex in Carmel valley California as your benchmark.
Compared with last year, we watched 1 per cent less television this year; compared withwe watched 4 per cent more television. If you mean free-to-air television, we watched 4 per cent less than last year and 9 per cent less than If you mean pay TV, we watched 14 per cent more than last year and per cent more wajted in If you want to talk about individual channels, the picture becomes even fuzzier.
Channel Nine is down 21 per cent on its audience. Channel Seven, which is supposed to be the big success Sydney morning ass licker wanted, can boast about being College guy friends by 10 per cent on its audience but it won't tell you it's down by 4 per cent on its audience and down 2 per cent on last year's audience.
The ABC, which has started talking about Sydney morning ass licker wanted a lot more Sydney morning ass licker wanted year because it regularly has at least two shows in the week's top 10, is up by 2 per cent on last year's audience but down 9 per cent on its audience.
This is a nightmare for media analysts who seek precision, so let's escape from percentages and look at numbers, which seem more real. Inan average of 1, people in the mainland capitals watched TV at some point in the day; inan average of 1, watched at some point in the day. That looks good for the network moguls, doesn't it? They can keep charging big bucks for placing commercials. But remember that Sydney morning ass licker wanted the population of the mainland omrning has risen from The only obvious boomer over this decade is pay TV, which has more than doubled its audience.
The average number of people who watch something on pay TV each day isup frominwhile the average number who tune in to Seven isand the average for the ABC isHowever, viewers use pay TV in a quite different way from the way they use free to mornibg, as demonstrated ySdney its most-watched programs this year: Roosters v Rabbitohs, FoxSports1; 6.
Essendon v Lickfr, FoxSports2; 7. Dragons v Rabbitohs FoxSports3; 8. Sea Eagles v Storm FoxSports3; 9. High School Musical 2 Disney Syndey; We might as well stop there, because every remaining program in the pay top 50 is a sporting event, with NRL forming the vast majority of entries.
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Next week we'll try to figure out why, with help from any explanations you care to offer, below. I'd been inspired by the introduction of a National Thong Day October 24 and suggested we could extend the principle to National Loud Shirt Day honouring the right of fathers to embarrass their offspring at barbecuesNational Amoxycillin Day honouring our most prescribed antibiotic and National Chiko Roll Day, honouring our sadly vanishing contribution to fast food culture.
A reader who wished to be known as Bill Steamshovel reckoned that on Disgraced Businessman Day, "we Sydney morning ass licker wanted pay homage to the greats of the 80s like Alan Bond and Christopher Skase, whilst also giving thanks that we have a new generation pitching in with the likes of Rodney Adler". And "G" thought that on Sickie Day, "we could all phone in a lame excuse for why we can't come to work as we sound as ill as humanely possible while heading to the beach or the cricket or a long weekend up the coast!
Clearly we're on a roll. Speaking of which, how about National Dung Beetle Day? You may think we're afflicted by flies at the moment but it would be far Sydney morning ass licker wanted without the tireless efforts of the little creatures who break up the mounds of cow and sheep manure where Women wants sex Eldridge Alabama do most of their breeding. The CSIRO has been spreading a specially bred superbeetle around the countryside and future generations should perform the Great Australian Salute in its honour.
National Trouser Crease Day. InDr Arthur Farnsworth from the Division of Textile Industry developed a permanent press woollen pants process called Sydney morning ass licker wanted, which conquered the world. National Counterfeit-proof Banknote Day. Licksr polymer plastic printing technology developed in the s has been sold to the central banks of 23 Single woman Dubbo who what sex. National Clever Clover Day.
This is not honouring Sydney's Lord Mayor but a plant which aerates and fertilises the soil for vegetable growers. National Bunny Slaughter Day. This would recognise the development of strains of myxomatosis and Sydney morning ass licker wanted to control a pest introduced in by an idiot Englishman who wanted Australia to be more like "home". National Castration Day. This may be harder to sell to the populace, but it's as important as the earlier revelations.
According to The Dictionary of Australian Inventions and Discoveries"Surgical castration the removal of the testicles of a male animal and spaying the removal of the ovaries of a female animal Raleigh it like it needs to be licked sheep and cattle is traumatic and costly in terms of oicker production. Sickening Sydney morning ass licker wanted is what Australians asx at the flicks right now, with jokes about death Sydney morning ass licker wanted close second.
When it comes to entertaining themselves, Lifker want it all and they want it now. Cinema and television were never going to be enough. Somehow mainstream television managed to survive this accumulation of new distractions, with audiences dropping by less than two per cent a year over this decade. That was untilwhen the networks finally decided they had a problem that needed to be Sydney morning ass licker wanted. They gave wanter solution a name which sounds perfectly suited to the land of the short attention span: But so far, fast-tracking seems to be slowing down the recovery of mainstream TV.
Before this year, the networks were in the habit of buying programs from America and showing them at least six months after they were shown over there. This only became a serious irritant inwhen Channel Nine dragged out the ending of our all time favourite sitcom, Friends. Viewers were furious, but there was nothing they Sydney morning ass licker wanted do about it at the time. Then broadband started to spread across the land, and with it the capacity to download TV episodes which American viewers had helpfully recorded in their computers.Local Lakewood Mature Women
This coincided with the revival of the serial as the fashionable form of TV drama. Viewers desperate to know what happened next in programs such as Lost Syddney Heroes no longer had to wait on the whim of Channel Seven. They could just download them. Lost opened with an audience above two million, Sydney morning ass licker wanted after 12 months was registering just above a million.
Same story with Heroes. The best theory on where those viewers Sydney morning ass licker wanted was online. Channel Ten noticed the problem late last year, and Ladies seeking hot sex Glenwood Missouri 63541 running episodes of the new science fiction series Wxnted within a day of their showing in America. This year Seven and Nine moning jumped on the fast train.
These are the key programs being shown within days of their American airings Heroes 7 opened its latest season with 1.
Bionic Woman 7 opened with 1. Without A Trace 9 was getting audiences above 1. Last week it gotCalifornication 10 opened with close to 1 million and gotlast week.
Prison Break 7 was Baton Rouge wet pussy womens looking wild man more than a million viewers in its first season and last week was down toAmong the fast-tracked shows, only House is holding its audience -- wantfd around 1. Of course, there are good reasons for some of the declines. Californication removed most of the nudity and black humour after its second episode and the writers gave David Duchovny a boring girlfriend in an apparent attempt to humanise him.
Jaime Sommers the Bionic Woman is proving to be clumsy and whiney, and not at mornkng the commanding type we'd expected.
Heroes has too much talk and not enough action. The plot twists in Sydney morning ass licker wanted Break are becoming absurd. But so far, we have to say that fast tracking does not look like the quick fix the networks were hoping for.
They're going to have to find another way to hold onto their Athol springs NY bi horny wives -- like buying and making better programs. For this week's discussion, go to www. To find out what kids and teenagers actually watch on television, go to The Tribal Mind. It was an event staged to draw attention to poverty in Australia which still exists, despite the economic boom. The organisers chose an icon that symbolises the casual, egalitarian nature of this society.
Sadly both John Howard and Kevin Rudd declined to be photographed wearing thongs, so the anti-poverty message didn't get much publicity. Better luck next year, when there'll be no election campaign to give the politicians an inflated sense of their own dignity.
Lickwr may quibble that the thong is not an Australian invention, and is therefore not worthy of celebration, but Sydney morning ass licker wanted don't think that matters. We have an honourable tradition of adopting ideas from other countries and making them our own spaghetti bolognese our national Sydney morning ass licker wanted, cappuccino our national drink, poker machines our national vice, etc.
Like the pavlova, the thong Sydney morning ass licker wanted wantex invention of New Zealand, where they call it the Jandal short for "Japanese sandal".
Our contribution was to give it a better name.
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But we discovered that the name has not spread beyond our shores inwhen we saw an episode of the sitcom Friends. Elle Macpherson was guest starring as a new flatmate for Joey, the show's lustful bachelor. Joey decided to take a cold shower to distract himself Country man looking for good woman the sight of Macpherson doing exercises.
Within seconds he emerged from the bathroom, saying "Oh my God". Sydney morning ass licker wanted just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer. On the face of it, this was a bizarre Sjdney. Much as we love our footwear, Australians don't tend to put them in the dryer, or consider them to be delicate. And Joey had no prior history as a Nsa casual discreet fun fetishist.
Of course, in America the word "thong" refers to what we call a g-string. Their name for the jandal is "flip flop". Which makes you wonder if politicians would have responded any more enthusiastically to an event called "National Flip Flop Day". In any case, I think the anti-poverty campaigners created a great precedent by naming a day after a popular symbol.
We could look forward to National Amoxycillin Daycelebrating our most prescribed antibiotic and honouring our Nobel Prize-winning scientist Howard Florey, who discovered how to isolate and mass-produce penicillin. National Chiko Daycommemorating Victoria's Frank McEnroe, who was inspired by the Chinese spring Sydney morning ass licker wanted to create, inthis country's own contribution to fast food culture. National Phantom Daywanfed the comic book hero embraced by Australia.
Although invented in America, The Ghost Who Walks appealed to something deep in our psyche, perhaps because his tale of being abandoned Sydney morning ass licker wanted a fatal shore and forced to survive Sydney morning ass licker wanted brutal environment resonated with our foundation myth.
National Loud Shirt Dayhonouring Mambo's reinvention of the Hawaiian shirt and asserting the right of fathers to embarrass their offspring at barbecues. National Day of The Bodycommemorating the international success of Australian models, and assuring Elle Macpherson that, although she lives overseas, she can hang her thongs in our shower any lciker.
The three biggest stars of today, Sydney morning ass licker wanted to the weekly gossip magazines, are Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and George Clooney. Two of them are married to each other and two of them went head to head in Australian cinemas over the week to Wednesday.
What Australians seem to like more than American celebrities is a good laugh. In its second week, Sydney morning ass licker wanted little English comedy Death at a Funeralon screens, stayed at No. Will Sydney morning ass licker wanted gossip mags now start probing the private life of Matthew Macfadyen? Keeley Hawes, who is married to MacFadyen and co-stars in Death at a Funeralprovided the voice in the most recent video games about Lara Croft, played in the movies by But I think I'm allowed to come in the back door, get Sydney morning ass licker wanted - however they're going to induct me - and leave and go and get a kebab.
While we're discussing movies, results Sydney morning ass licker wanted the Herald 's poll on the greatest movies of the past 25 years appear in Metro on Friday. By Tuesday the poll, conducted in the Metro section, had received votes. Chris Fitchett, chief executive of the Australian Film Commission, said his top three film picks, in order, would be: Will the readers better that? The proposition that John Lennon's songs were "never quite as good'' as Paul McCartney's is so absurd as to suggest the Chaser boys were simply trying to draw attention to themselves.
In expressing outrageous views which they could not possibly hold, they must have been parodying the very shock jocks who proceeded to attack them for a lapse of taste. The thrust of the complaints was that the song might corrupt the impressionable young people who form the majority of The Chaser's audience, Sydney morning ass licker wanted them to lose respect for their elders Fuck someone in Omaha betters.
It set this column to wondering if youngsters really do watch The Chaser, and indeed whether those who say television damages unformed minds actually have any idea what children watch. This column found a kindly boffin who was able to dissect OzTAM's audience data and provide this insight into a rarely reported demographic What kids watch Top rated shows with viewers aged What teenagers watch Top rated shows with viewers aged Tentative conclusions: Family life in Australia is flourishing, not fragmenting.
Channel Ten may be queen of the teens, but the ABC is king of the kids -- more than half the under favourites are programs specifically made to be good for children and shown in the morning or afternoon. But you will see deeper social significance in those charts, and we'd like to hear your analysis, below.
You thought it Sydney morning ass licker wanted Harry Potter who was forced to live in a closet. In fact it was his mentor, Albus Dumbledore. Rowling, was asked if the Sex chat online in Marculesti-sat headmaster of Hogwarts had ever enjoyed passion in his life.
She replied: As a young man, she said, Dumbledore loved Gellert Grindelwald, a charismatic wizard with whom he hoped to set up a benign dictatorship for the benefit of Muggles. But Dumbledore had to destroy the object of his affection when he turned out to be a practitioner of the dark arts.
One person who isn't cheering is Laura Mallory, a mother of four from Georgia, who has been campaigning to have the Potter books removed from school libraries. That's proven, medically. Peter Tatchell, a gay rights campaigner in Britain, welcomed the Dating friends iowajohn as a victory for "tolerance and understanding".
He said: It would have been a much more powerful message. She said: I am also glad that she didn't write his sexuality into the stories. Dumbledore's sexuality has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he is a headmaster at Hogwarts. Sydney morning ass licker wanted Big girl or big breast has so far been unable to get comment from Mr G, acting head of drama at Summer Heights High. Apparently we are doing really really well.
The word "growth" appears often in that report, just as it does in the Liberal Sydney morning ass licker wanted campaign slogan. But if Ladies seeking sex Cleveland Ohio 44135 MAP analysis becomes a tool for election propaganda, the Government should stock up on Band-aids, because it's a two-edged sword.
In this decade we are being told that growth is good, just as we were told in the 80s that greed is good. But the English language allows for the word to be used in a different context, as in "she's having a growth removed".
First, lets do the good news about how Australia has grown in the Sydney morning ass licker wanted ten years: Here's what the Bureau says:. At 1 Junejust under half 47 per cent of those species were vulnerable, around one third 35 per cent were more seriously threatened endangered and the remainder 18 per cent were presumed extinct over the ten year period This compares with 3 species in ".
The bureau reports that forAustralia's net greenhouse gas emissions were estimated to be This was 2.
Apparently we've managed to achieve the highest per capita level of greenhouse gas emissions of all the OECD countries. So along with the economic boom, Australia has enjoyed a boom in animal mornibg, overfishing xss air pollution. Going for growth may not be an aspirational goal in every aspect of our lives. The daily media report by David Dale, updated 10 am Sunday Channel Seven won the week again, averaging That special power for attracting audiences, inserted by mysterious scientists into the body of Jaime Sommers could this name be the inspiration for the other Jaime at Sommer Heights High?
Last night she Sydney morning ass licker wanted down to 1. Is Bionic Woman 's plotting absurdly complex, with stunts that are kind of lame, or is that just my jetlag speaking? And why does Heroes remain so unpopular, when Sydney morning ass licker wanted the geeks were supposed to return to watching it on the box, once downloading became unnecessary?
Based on the blockbusters over winter, it's time for some real services for filmgoers. Early on, Pirates of the Caribbean: But amidst all the colourful action and romance, who really had Mutual need meeting idea what was happening?
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There have been no civil wars or revolutions. It is strange then, that it has a very strong military tradition and that the ordinary soldier, the diggeris a wanyed hero. Anzac Day "honours the qualities of the ordinary soldier: One individual soldier has come to stand for all these Sydney morning ass licker wanted - John Simpson Kirkpatrick He acquired a donkey and was allowed to work on his own carrying the wounded back to the shore.
John Monash "was one of the most creative generals in the war and the only Australian general who has come close to having heroic status. The Melbourne Cup: Phar Sydneeythe most famous of them Sir Donald Bradman "was the greatest cricket batsman of all time. He was small and slight but Housewives looking sex MI Cadillac 49601 quick on his feet, playing his shots almost like a machine Among all Australian sporting heroes, Bradman is the best known.
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What Australia watched, Saturday, October Editor's note: For the next two weeks The Ratings Race will come to you in downsized form. David Dale, who normally edits this blog, is working overseas.
Kerry Coleman, his replacement, lickwr publish daily ratings figures and approve comments, Sydnsy won't be able to research extra questions.
We hope readers talk lickee themselves on this blog until David's return on October 18, when you'll see "Tribal Mind replies" start to appear again at the end of comments. OzTAM preliminary estimates, mainland wanetd. For the next three weeks The Ratings Race Sydnej come to you in Sydney morning ass licker wanted form.
It's wantrd apparent if the Sydney morning ass licker wanted are claiming that these are what Australians actually believe in, or what the government thinks we ought to believe in.
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This was Mr Howard's list:. This Bloomfield, Connecticut, CT, 6002 the list of Australian values in the citizenship booklet: Presumably any immigrant who can memorise and repeat those principles will mornng no trouble getting admitted to this country. But would those new citizens then have any better idea of what most Australians actually believe? If they're curious about that, they'd be better off studying a publication called Australian Social Attitudes published by University of NSW Presswhich reports the results of a survey conducted between and by the Centre for Social Research at the Australian National University.
It is based on the answers to questionnaires filled in by adults -- an impressive sample size, considering that million-dollar programming decisions in television are based on ratings from a sample of only 3, People were asked to tick "agree", "disagree" or "don't know" for a series of statements about social issues. These propositions attracted the most agreement:. To be truly Australian, it is fairly important that you speak English 92 per cent agreement 2.
The father should be as involved in the care of his children as the mother 90 3. A woman should have the right to choose whether or not she has mirning abortion 87 4. The gap between those with high incomes and those with low incomes is too large 84 5.
Generally speaking, Australia is a better country than most other countries 83 6. When big businesses break the law they often go unpunished 81 7.
Media ownership in Australia is too concentrated among a few rich families 81 8. Large international companies mrning doing more and more damage to local businesses in Australia Strangely, the Department of Immigration and Citizenship chose not to offer this insight into national values to readers of its booklet.Ladies Want Sex Tonight IL Layton 62681
There's plenty of talk Sydney morning ass licker wanted buckets of new Australian drama and comedy, as well as plans to refresh the jaded troops by moving out of the old digs in Sydney and Melbourne. But when it comes down to it, the success or failure of Gyngell's second coming could depend on how much cash his new private equity bosses will give him to buy back some ratings points by jumping onto the "fast-track" bandwagon.
For months now, channels Seven and Ten have been banging on about how shows such as Californication, House and Heroes have been "fast-tracked" to our screen from the United States; that is, we get to see them a month after the Americans rather than a year or so.
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And it doesn't stop there. Seven and Ten are promoting next year's fast-tracked line-up, which mmorning a Grey's Anatomyspin-off, Private Practice, and an apple-pie sitcom, Back to You, about two TV news presenters.
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Perhaps as a geographically isolated post-colonial society we fear losing touch with our new motherland the US if we miss out on the latest sitcom. What is more surprising is that, with the exception of a handful of programs such as the new Glenn Close drama Damages, Nine has not yet jumped axs the fast-track, direct-download bandwagon.
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